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Date: 1/7/2012

Two Dukies  
Posted By: Matt




TWO DUKIES PICK THE ACC
Volume XV, Episode 2
SWAT TEAM EDITION 
January 7, 2012

Unranked DUKE (12-2) @ Rank GEORGIA INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY (7-7)
Atlanta, Georgia (Philips Arena)

Matt's comments in blue. 
Shuke Lenscher's comments in white.

FAILING THAT CHEM CLASS DEPARTMENT:   Remember all those fun stories from 2008-2009 about how there was all this dissension on the team, players didn't like each other, no one knew what to make of Paulus, Williams (remember him?  Sokay, neither does Memphis) was unhappy until he hostage-took his way into the starting lineup, Williams was unhappy even after he hostage-took his way into the starting lineup, and . . . the team utterly collapsed at season's end after authoring a few bizarre results along the way and generally looking like total crap on numerous occasions?  Yeah, welcome back!  This team, apparently, doesn't get along real well either, say the whispers all season long that have now turned into roars.  Dukies.com locker room spies report that the freshman class is unhappy because the "leaders" of the team, namely the listless juniors like Curry, Dawkins, and Kelly, don't try to get the freshmen involved.  Hairston is peeved because of a lack of PT, and QC doesn't understand why he's playing behind Thornton, which gives him something in common with every person in the universe besides Mike Krzyzewski - - including Thornton.  The only thing upon which everyone seems to agree is that the Plumlees are nice kids who are having good seasons - - even if neither is a leader. 

Great! 

LET ME BOTTOM LINE THIS FOR YOU EARLY:  Losing to 60% of Temple's starting lineup at their faux home court is one thing.  Losing to this execrable Georgia Tech "squad" at THEIR faux home court is quite another.  If Duke drops this game, expect an 8-8 ACC season - - at best.  With truckloads of weird results along the way.  This game will define this team.  Yeah, it's hyperbolic, but it's true. 

THE TEMPLE OF PELHAM 1-2-3:  Like commenter extraordinaire CDG, I loved the Temple Propaganda Department-created story that the Owls had "taken the subway" to the game, somehow making them a lunchpail-packing blue collar unit contrasting nicely with Duke's elite preppies.  (And, as often occurs, Duke was only too happy to play right into the meme.)  First of all, the "subway" in Philadelphia is extremely limited in its geographic reach, and no one will confuse taking it with sharing the Long Island Railroad at oh-dark-thirty with a squad of heat-packing gangbangers.  In 1975.  ("Owww-ellssssss . . . come out and play-ay!!!")  Second, Temple had their own subway car AND a police escort.  I just love phony stories like this.  The only thing Duke would have added to it was to have the whole incident translated into Mandarin Chinese.      

WE NOW RETURN YOU TO WHO ARE THESE CLOWNS?   Georgia Tech was terrible last season at 13-18/5-11, finally putting the exclamation point and coffin nail on and in the utterly fantastic failure of a career in Atlanta authored by the despicable Paul Hewitt.  Good guy Brian Gregory takes over, but has nothing to work with.  So far, the Jerkets are 7-7.  Happily for everyone's groin area, filthy thug Iman Shumpert "graduated" - - nay, knee-poundingly declared for the Neeba draft LOLOLOL - - automatically making the league a better place via his welcome departure.  Lord, what a hood.  Good riddance, punk.  

Daniel Miller, 6-11 SO - - very good shotblocker, plays a lot of minutes, but isn't very mobile and is still developing presence in the paint for rebounding.  Still, he will give the Plumlee Brothers a run for their money insides.   

Kammeon Holsey, 6-8 SO - - sanitation engineer shooting 68.9% from two-point land and 33.3% (10-30 for you math wizards - - hey, this opponent is an engineering school, right?) from 15 feet out with the clock stopped. 

Glen Rice Jr., 6-5 JR - - started shooting just for the sake of shooting last season, without regard to considerations such as accuracy and selectivity, and he's continued that trend right along this young year.  He and Gregory evidently hate each other; he was suspended for three games to start the season, didn't score against titanic Fordham, and didn't start the most recent BugThug game, a ridiculous 26-point home loss to Alabama.  However, unless Gbinije is out there, he'll run over whomever Duke sends out there to guard him and will probably hit for 20. 

Mfon Udofia, 6-2 JR - - I guess he's the point guard, but then, I've never been able to figure out exactly what MooPhon is, other than a drastically overrated recruit who is completely overmatched at the ACC level.  His A/TO this season is a hilariously awesome 1/1.29, and he's shooting .383/.689/.277.  Heh. 

Brandon Reed, 6-3 SO - - as bad as this team is, it would be even worse if this guy, originally from Atlanta, hadn't transferred in from Arkansas State.  He's a competent defender, and plays a lot of minutes without too many dumb fouls, but he is not a playmaker and his shooting is even worse than Udofia's - - .372/.538/.291.  Oof.     

BENCH? 

No. 

Jason Morris, 6-5 SO - - he should be starting after shooting well in conference play last season.  He, at least, is shooting competently (although this is all relative; at 32.5%, his distance strafage is nothing to write home about) and defending well.  ALERT, DUKE!!!  6-5 GUARD!!  ZOMG!! 

Julian Royal, 6-7 FR - - Consensus Top 100 recruit isn't crashing the boards or making much of an impact.

Nick Foreman, 6-3 SR - - Geez, is this doosh a senior already?  It only seems like he's been around since the Real George Bush Administration.  Now, listen - - you know things are bad when Forehead is leading your team in three-point shooting.  At 38.5%.  5-13.    

IF DUKE LOSES THIS GAME:  I may seriously retire for the season. 

WANT:  For the team to f$!%&ing
show up.  I mean Duke. 

DO NOT WANT:  Rivers out of control.  Kelly weak.  Curry and Dawkins just playing pathetically - - I sort of gave up on Dawkins ever getting his head on straight for more than one out of every eight or nine games, but didn't Curry play huge against UNC-CH twice last season?  And didn't that Tool team go on to win three national titles? 

FAKE HOME GAME ALERT:  Only Georgia Tech pretends it's building a new arena, when in reality it's just renovating the Leakadome, slapping a new name on it, and . . . reducing its capacity for basketball by a few hundred seats.  Huh?  Awesome.  Meanwhile, the Ambercoats are litigating this season at Philips Arena for "big games" like this one, and "The Arena at Gwinnett" for not-so-big-games.  Pay no attention to the fact that the latter sounds like, and probably is, a shopping mall.  Meanwhile, Coach K is thrilled because (a) this is where the ACC Tournament will be played, so this is like when we play that stupid "road game" against North Carolina-Greensboro at the Greensboro Coliseum, and (b) no one loves a fake road game like Coach K.  And this year, he gets one in conference play!  Thanks, Institutional Insects! 

UPSHOT:  Must-win. 

PREDICTION:  Oh, who knows?  Duke 75, Georgia Institute of Technology 68. 

Please feel free to add your comments below, before, during and after.  Thanks for reading.

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Posted by: Matt Date: 1/7/2012 11:42:04 PM  
No insiders know why Gbinije didn't play. Great.


Posted by: Matt Date: 1/7/2012 2:53:01 PM  
This wasn't their Personal Super Bowl. This was a random conference game at what was essentially a neutral court thanks to all the Duke fans in attendance. When Duke went up big, the place was about as loud as a mortuary. We allowed them to get back in the game; they weren't feeding off any crowd energy. I don't think Nessler (I got ESPN) raised his voice once.

We are just a really, really bad excuse for a Duke team.



Posted by: Serious G Date: 1/7/2012 2:43:22 PM  
Also:

I like Q Cook's continued contributions, though he must improve on the ball D.

The team should be working on their fast breaks; we look indecisive and sloppy.



Posted by: Serious G Date: 1/7/2012 2:41:19 PM  
I know it was their 'personal super bowl' (trademark dukies.com) but damn, GT is an awful, awful team. WE shot so poorly, they shot well, thanks to RK with the clutch shooting in the 2nd half. We got our butts handed to us on the boards, which is not excusable against GT. Not at all.

I don't wish to be labelled as the guy who rushes to the defence of Andre every time, but he was our best perimeter defender today, IMO.

Re: mason's advantage matchup wise, and the lack of production - is this really a coaching issue, or is he being far too passive? I watched him be fed the ball in the post or 10-15 feet out (where he could use his quickness) and not once did I see an immediate, explosive move. I guess my argument is that he is getting the ball, but not responding as he should.

Would've been nice to see Silent G on Rice, but...I hope he (at least) gets the Eliot Williams treatment and gets to play a key role down the stretch. I've been pretty impressed with the limited playing time he has had.

The last 2 games we have blown way, way too many layups.



Posted by: Matt Date: 1/7/2012 2:22:13 PM  
And yes, to answer all of your questions: calling Rice going for 20 was one of the five easiest, surest predictions I've ever made on this site. I should have gone for it and said 30; I'd only have missed by two.

No Gbinije, of course; the Plumlees get nine shots between them despite Miles totally owning the paint in the first half. Outstanding coaching.

And we got absolutely crushed on the boards. Great win.



Posted by: tom Date: 1/7/2012 2:21:58 PM  
Before the game, I drove to food lion with my windows down to feel the toughness and show I'm just a blue collar guy rooting for a dark blue team. Tonight, I may go to bed without brushing my teeth. Man. About right on the prediction Matt. Started out good but man. Put that foot on the throat guys. We know RK is good for free throws. Speaking of which, Mason seems to be practicing them. Miles another strong game. Curry did better. I'm with Matt on the Dawkins playing ability. Would be nice to see BC put a scare in the holes. Have a nice weekend guys. I'm off to drink beer and paint my kitchen.


Posted by: Matt Date: 1/7/2012 2:17:02 PM  
Was defense forbidden in Austin Rivers' high school league? I particularly like the "I will now run away from one of the only two guys who have any chance of taking the shot - - whom I am inexplicably guarding - - in the critical seconds of a close game so that I can go for a bizarre overplay steal and a dunk in transition, except if I fail, in which case my man will be wide open." Clutch.


Posted by: Matt Date: 1/7/2012 2:15:17 PM  
God, what an awful team.

Georgia Tech is pretty bad too.



Posted by: CDG Date: 1/7/2012 2:08:22 PM  
Whoops! Discounted Rice too early. Helps when your defender - Rivers - runs away from his assignment... Brutal. This win - not yet guaranteed either - was a gift. Hope Matt doesn't retire....


Posted by: CDG Date: 1/7/2012 2:00:58 PM  
Okay - duly impressed on that one. I thought Curry was taking a shot there - and a brick at that - but well played. Rice's unravelling at the FT line was a gift!


Posted by: CDG Date: 1/7/2012 1:58:47 PM  
God we needed that steal. Holy bejebus. Lack-luster, much?

I did forget to say how happy I was with the Cook start today. Doesn't completely erase the excrement of a coaching job Wednesday, but does demonstrate some intelligence.



Posted by: CDG Date: 1/7/2012 1:45:24 PM  
Bad, bad feeling on this one. Curry has stepped up but no one else has buckets falling if they even get to shoot it. Is it lack of effort? Chemistry? Bad bounces? All of the above???


Posted by: Karl Beem Date: 1/7/2012 1:04:56 PM  
Have you ever heard an announcer root for a team like Brando is doing?


Posted by: ClemsonGuest Date: 1/7/2012 12:52:56 PM  
Nice first half for Kelly (and just as I type that, he missed an assignment on defense). BTW, RK looks all right with a beard. Plumlee ... here's a razor, big guy. And halftime is coming at a good time 'cause Duke needs a lecture.

The Arena at Gwinnett Center isn't so bad, except for metro ATLers since it's at least half an hour from downtown. Its capacity is about 13000 (Light Bulb Arena: 18700) and its acoustics are pretty good for both hoops and concerts. Most of Tech's women's games will be there this year (except for the Clemson game, which will be at Morehouse?)

Maybe my Tigers won't be 0-2 in the league by next weekend. One can always hope.



Posted by: Fats "Lazer" Durston Date: 1/7/2012 12:10:56 PM  
...because Homeland Security shut down the ESPN U "pirates". Miles with two non-missed dunks early?!


Posted by: Fats "Lazer" Durston Date: 1/7/2012 12:07:27 PM  
Via radio today.



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